• AnonymousYou're so hot!
  • Reveal yourself, stranger!

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  • AnonymousYou're kinda cute
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    Thanks.

    Kinda cute is what I aspire to be!

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Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, ‘You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!’ said the straight tree. He said, ‘I’m tall and I’m straight.’ And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, ‘Cut all the straight trees.’ And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange.

Tom Waits (via kushandwizdom)
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Marvel Studios’ Chris Crisis (Chrisis)

ladamania:

Marvel: So for Thor we’ve cast Chris Hemsworth…

Me: Ooo, he’s hot!

Marvel: Then for Captain America we’ve got Chris Evans…

Me: Also extremely hot.

Marvel: Now to complete the Chris trifecta we’ve cast Chris Pratt as Peter Quill in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Me: Andy from Parks and Rec? He’s more goofy-cute than hot.

Marvel: We will make him hot.

Me: Yeah okay….

Me: Wha?!

Marvel: You’re welcome.

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  • AnonymousYou're kinda cute
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    Kinda cute is what I aspire to be!

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To those who don’t understand the difference between DC and Marvel,

braidfist:

DC:

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Marvel:

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WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.

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upallnightogetloki:

comraderogers:

Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’

I NEED THIS!!

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Uh guys,

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

life-love-geekculture:

If the 200th episode is entitled “Fanfiction” then this:

growley:  FUCK  Oh, Misha, please don’t break the fandom. They’re not paid for yet…

Suddenly makes so much more sense.

WAT

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO IMPLODE

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